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Random post #6

Written at Thursday, September 13, 2012 | back to top

Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!
I'm the master of... killing insects.
And here I am, bringing you another post of total randomness.

Well, if you are part of my family,
you will surely know that I... despise BUGS.
Especially in my room.
I whacked A LOT OF cockroaches back in my house at Pandan Jaya.
Where it built a nest behind my wardrobe.
So it's not surprise that I'm always armed with a roll of newspapers.

What? You thought I stepped on them?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I will always go for "1 WHACK KO!"
And that's what newspapers are for.
I don't read them. I use them as a weapon.

Besides that, after whacking,
I need tissue papers, some cleaning agent, and perfume.
You know how cockroaches stink. Ugh.
And of course tissue papers are fundamental to dispose off the corpse without actually touching it directly.

Okay, I'll stop this nonsense and get to main topic.

Few days ago, a giant spider freaked me out when I took out the car wash shampoo,
from the shelf, at the car porch.
It's so freaking big!
Unlike normal spiders I see at home,
the size can be determined if you try and make the smallest possible 'o'
using your forefinger and your thumb.

Well, after chasing around, I managed to get the spider on the floor.
And then... I took my slippers... and... *BAM*
Not only that the spider is seeing stars, it became one with it.

Check out the size dude! SO *&^%$#@ BIG!
I used my fingers to guide you.
Ugh. I left the corpse there, while my dogs didn't give a damn
to what I'm screaming about.

That's all folks, chiaoz~

Labels: random, whines

Random post #6

Written at Thursday, September 13, 2012 | back to top

Check out the size dude! SO *&^%$#@ BIG!
I used my fingers to guide you.
Ugh. I left the corpse there, while my dogs didn't give a damn
to what I'm screaming about.

That's all folks, chiaoz~

Labels: random, whines